Jackson-isms

~  "Mom, do I exist in another dimension?"

~  "When is it going to snow here again?  I wish it would get cold and rain.  You know, that's what makes snow.  It has to be cold and rain at the same time."

~  "How many minutes do we sleep?"

~  "I've changed my mind about living in an apartment.  Skunks can get into a house in the country, but not an apartment in the city.  I think I'll live in an apartment."

~  After being told he could not go outside because it is cold and raining.  While standing in the kitchen, wearing a helmet and holding a skateboard under one arm.  "But I found my helmet.........and I have to practice skateboarding.  If I don't, I will be late for meeting at the park with all the ramps where we can skateboard."