~ "Who made the Andrews faster than all the trucks? Was it Santa.....or Jesus?"
~ "There are eight planets. Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, HERanus, and Neptune."
~ "I move faster when the sun is up and I move slower when the moon is up."
~ "I'm in French Immersion. WAIT!!! What IS French Immersion?"
~ "Mom, you're wrong. Pluto is not a planet anymore because it has too much gas."
~ "Madame Elaine said, 'You are takin' all the smiley faces out of my pen.' She was makin' a joke, but you know what? I AM!!"
~ "I told Kallie that I want her to be the Mommy of my children."
~ "Kallie is not my girlfriend anymore because I'm not 16."
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