Jackson-isms

~  "Why is cereal such a long word?"

~  "When can I have breakfast in bed with one of those tray thingies?"

~  "I really want to know what Jesus's voice sounds like."

~  "So, Westlake is a town in the center of the earth?"

~  "Our van got hit by a truck and we got a new van.  When can we hit someone with our van so that they can get a new car too?"

~  "Tristan already had two patches of chicken."  (Meaning two servings.)

~  "I am a genius with numbers."

~  "Do Holden and I look awesome?"

~  "I was tryin' to clean my room like Dad told us, but Ethan keeps extractin' me with that game he is playin'."

~  "There are three ways to make 9.  The first one is 3+3+3.  The second one is 4 and 5.  Do you know what the other one is?  Oh, wait....it's 8+1.  NO!!  No, no!!  It's 2+7!!  It's 2+7!!"