Jackson-isms

~  "I have a giant cow on my head.....and I'm mad at it.....for being on my head."

~  To RaeAnn, who was watching him at her house, "Where do you keep the fragile dishes?"

~  While playing I'm Thinking of an Animal, "Does it eat cabbage?  'Cuz snails eat cabbage."

~  "We're taking the truck?  Well, we can't get in until Dad cleans it out 'cuz he makes the back seat a trunk,        for cryin' out loud!"

~  "When will I be able to read the words in the books?"

~  "Holden, I can't do that.  It will make me late for speech and I CAN NOT be late for speech."